Women Want To Get Rid Of Me...

It's strange but I'm seriously suspecting that the women around me can't wait to wash their paws off me! Jos is nagging me to snag a girl so that she can relinquish her "Remember to have your meals!" duties, another anonymous female friend of mine is telling me to snag a girl so that I'll get sex... or more sex and my mom and the lady from the clinic both agreed that I should get a girl to baby-sit me!

So... Here's what I want! I want a chick who can cook a mean meal, dance, babysit me and ermm... give me all the sex I need? Sex can wait I guess... Great culinary skills are a must! I get quite bored of food easily as my Mom can attest to! Poor Mommy, I'm sorry... But... I'm BORED OF YOUR FOOD!

My mom will kill me if she read this... Haha~!

It'll be nice if my girl loves packing up... then perhaps she could help me out with my sty of a room!

Sheesh... I'm quite a pain I guess. With this many requirements... I'll scare everyone away now! Hahaha~

I'm in quite a bit of pain myself now. Having a bad day with fever and tummyaches... perhaps that's why I'm so pained and twisted now.