Do Not Feed Strays
My friends and I run a wildlife reserve in Cameroon. As a side job, we rear cattle as we have an abundance of land and pasture. One day, one of our wildlife rangers found a young, adolecent wildebeest which had strayed from its herd just outside the boundries of our grazing area.

Perhaps it was attracted by the rich pastures that our cattle were grazing on. Unable to snag a chunk of grass, the hideous beast started wailing mournfully. Maybe it missed being weaned by it's mother that it has since lost for eternity. Our kind-hearted but silly ranger allowed it into the pen so that it could feed on the lush grass.

But alas! It proved to be a grave and unforgivable mistake. Little did the ranger know that the vile creature was sick and was carrying a terrible flea virus on it's disgustingly shaggy locks. After it happily devoured it fill, the dastardly creature proceeded to mingle with our cattle. And with that, it fatally infected our cattle with the virus. In no time, our cattle were bawling and dying one by one.

After this incident, one should not be kind to vile, ugly strays such as the wildebeest. You never get good in return to such creatures. You have been warned. Damned that wildebeest! Fuck you. Rot in hell!