Aldofo The Neanderthal

Aldofo lumbers aimlessly outside the entrance of holy land pondering his next move. He's been pondering over a problem for the past month and whilst he was fruitlessly attempting remedy the initial predicament little does he know that he's clumsily trod over the toes of the higher beings around him.

Him, being a neanderthal who was only recently exhumed and revived by archeologists only months ago, it is not surprising to find that Aldofo is quite intellectually challenged. Guess the only things that neanderthals know how to do back then were to eat, sleep, hunt and fuck. Those slightly more talented could paint, but they probably couldn't hunt, thus they had to paint caves of others in exchange for food.

It is actually quite a chore to have a neanderthal like Aldofo around. It's not like he attempts to eat the people around him or makes unbearable noises. This wretched creature invades the personal space of the higher beings around him.

Someone should educate Aldofo about invade the private space of others. It is not very cool to be butting in into other people's space and sneekily observing while they're hard at work.

Maybe this neanderthal shouldn't have been exhumed and revived in the first place! Someone send it back to the stone ages!