The Pregnant Monkey!
Triple steppin his way through the dance floor with his partner, the Monkey suddenly finds himself forced down to the floor and blindfolded. The last thing he felt was a hard "twack" to the back of his head.
When he awoke, it was all over. Lying in the dark alley behind the block where the studio is, he finds himself subject to a cruel freak experiment!!! His shirt was torn apart revealing a huge bulging tummy bearing fresh stitches across his abdomen. He knew he was cut up and something was inserted into him through his tummy... But what was it? Who did it? No one knows...
It was then that he had the sudden craving for Nasi Lemak from Changi Village, Turtle Soup from Geylang, Minced Pork Noodles from Bedok, Chilli Stingrays from Chomp Chomp, Pratas from Tampines and Sour Plums from his favourite Mama Store! This isn't natural at all! Something's seriously wrong...
But before he could even stand up... the juices from within started working up and shot a half-digested mixture of banana, cornflakes, nuts and milk up his gullet and throught his mouth and nostrils!!!
As he struggled to get over the shock of barfing all over himself, the Monkey thought to himself, "This is a real shitty day."
Never did he know that this was only the beginning of an experience that he would never forget.


1 Comments:
confused...
~me
9:19 pm, July 14, 2004
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